I know a portrait
It acts like a door
It guards the house of
Godric Gryffindor
She is really big
And kind of likes to sing
She's scared of Sirius Black
And makes my ears ring
Oh!
The fat lady
She's kind of crazy
But she's a guard through and through
She is so great
And never stays up late
She would never let in "You-Know-Who"
She almost never leaves her post
Except to see Violet
Who had drinking parties
Which she'd host
Harry Potter
Would always wake her up
And she'd yell at him
Cause she's really tough!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
The fat lady
She's kind of crazy
But she's a guard through and through
She is so great
And never stays up late
She would never let in "You-Know-Who"
She's better than Sir Cadogan
That knoght was a nothin'
She may be fat
But be ready when she attacks
Cause baby when she's irate
She'll set you straight
She gives firsties jitters
1, 2, 3, Banana Fritters!
The fat lady
She's kind of crazy
But she's a guard through and through
She is so great
And never stays up late
She would never let in "You-Know-Who"
La la la la la la (fades with la la la's)
I hope you like it!
~Jasmine
